Friday, August 28, 2015

Does God Really Dislike the Green Bay Packers?

Evidently, God dislikes the Green Bay Packers, at least if we're to take the theological musings of Seattle Seahawk Russell Wilson and Detroit Lion Glover Quin seriously. Wilson, if you will recall, declared that the Seahawks come from behind win over the Green Bay Packers in last year's NFC Championship game was set up by God ("The Gospel and Russell Wilson"):
That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special. I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day.
Never mind that it wasn't so rewarding and special for Brandon Bostick, the Green Bay Packer who botched the on-side kick that helped the Seahawks comeback (Bostick was later released by the Packers). And now Quin claims that when Green Bay Packers wide receiver Jordy Nelson suffered a torn ACL in a preseason game last week and is most likely out for the season, God was behind it all:
I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was -- God meant for Jordy to get hurt.
So there you have it. Irrefutable evidence that God really doesn't like the Green Bay Packers. Or to put it differently, God really doesn't want the Packers to win the Super Bowl.

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