In addition to his investigative skills, Banacek was also known for his philosophizing, which typically took the form of oddly-phrased but insightful proverbs:
- "If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines."
- "Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee."
- "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
- "If a wolf is after your sleigh throw him a raisin cookie—but don't stop to bake him a cake."
- "Just because the cat has her kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits."
- "You can read all the books in the library, but the cheese will still stink."
- "No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch."
In other words, the reason why phenomena such as "Classic" radio stations are so popular isn't because songs were better 30 and 40 years ago (although I'm sure there are some who would argue that -- remember, our parents didn't like our songs either!). But when you have 30-40 years worth of old songs to choose from as compared to 5-10 years worth of new ones, odds are that there will be more "good" old songs than "good" new ones.