It's
been over 50 years since "A Charlie Brown Christmas" first appeared on
TV. It's probably the best of the Charlie Brown movies (although "It's
the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" is almost as good) and is one of the
few Christmas movies that refers to the biblical story. After Charlie
Brown asks, "Can anyone tell me what Christmas is all about?," Linus
quotes Luke 2:8-14:
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. 10And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace and goodwill towards men.'"
And then Linus concludes, "... and that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie
Brown." Yes, that's what Christmas is all about. Note how he lets go of
his blanket as he says, "Fear not!" (thanks to the Rev. Walter Taylor
for pointing that out).
2. A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott, David Warner, Susannah York, Roger Rees)
There are several great versions of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol,"
but this is my favorite. When George C. Scott's Ebenezer Scrooge yells,
"Mr. Cratchit!", there's little doubt that he holds poor Bob in
contempt. Plus, Scott is (was) such a great actor. That said, several
other versions are worth considering, such as the one starring Alastair
Sim as Scrooge ("A Christmas Carol"). When I was kid, I was especially taken with "Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol." An alternative is listening to Jonathan Winters's reading of Dickens's book, which is also quite good. I can't say that I am too wild about the 2009 Disney version featuring Jim Carrey ("A Christmas Carol"), which I think take too much license with the original story.
3. A Christmas Story (Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin, Melinda Dillon)
Adapted from a memoir by Jean Shepherd (who narrates the film), the movie is primarily about Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), a young boy living in Indiana in the 1940s who desperately wants a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas and tries to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that it's the perfect gift for him, while they counter that he'll shoot his eye out. In 2012, the film was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant." I confess that it isn't one of my favorites, but I'm clearly in a minority on this point, which is why I include it my list.
3. A Christmas Story (Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin, Melinda Dillon)
Adapted from a memoir by Jean Shepherd (who narrates the film), the movie is primarily about Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), a young boy living in Indiana in the 1940s who desperately wants a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas and tries to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that it's the perfect gift for him, while they counter that he'll shoot his eye out. In 2012, the film was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant." I confess that it isn't one of my favorites, but I'm clearly in a minority on this point, which is why I include it my list.
4. Christmas with the Kranks (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Akroyd)
It's
too bad that the movie's producers didn't keep the title of John
Grisham's book on which the movie is based: "Skipping Christmas" (see
picture at right). I think the movie's title leads people to expect one
kind of movie when in fact it's something quite different. It tells the
story of a couple (Luther and Nora Krank) who, because their daughter
(Blair) is going to be Peru for Christmas, working for the Peace Corps,
decide to skip Christmas (i.e., don't buy a Christmas tree, hold their
annual Christmas party, decorate their house, etc.), and use the money
they save to go on a cruise. Their decision to skip Christmas doesn't
sit well their neighbors (especially Dan Akroyd), who pressure them to
get into the holiday spirit. A battle, of sorts, plays out between the
Kranks and their neighbors. Then Luther and Nora get a call from Blair
and learn that she's coming home for Christmas after all, and they now
have less than 24 hours to prepare for their annual party. How the
neighborhood comes together to pull this off and what Luther does with
their cruise tickets speaks volumes about the true meaning of Christmas.
5. Die Hard (Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson)
OK.
Not your traditional Christmas movie, but it takes place on Christmas
Eve, is a battle between good and evil, and includes some traditional
(and not so traditional) Christmas songs. It stars Bruce Willis (when he
still had hair) as NY police detective John McClane, who flies to LA to
reconcile with his wife. He meets her at her company's Christmas party,
but while he's changing clothes in the men's room, the party's taken
over by a terrorist group (headed by Hans Gruber -- played by Alan
Rickman, who a few years later played Severus Snape in the Harry Potter
movies), which holds them hostage, all except for McClane, who sneaks
away before they know he's there. The rest of the movie is the battle
between McClane (good) and Gruber (evil) and includes a lot of classic
lines ("Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
-- see picture above).
6. Elf (Will Ferrell, Bob Newhart, James Caan, Zooey Deschanel)
This movie is too fun. Will Ferrell is great as someone (Buddy) who thinks he's one of Santa's elves but is actually a human being who, through a twist of fate, was adopted by an elf (Bob Newhart) when just a baby. Unfortunately, he's not a very good at elf things (e.g., making toys), and once he learns that he's not an elf, he heads to New York where his biological father (James Caan) lives. There he falls in love with Jovie (Zooey Deschanel), helps NY recapture the Christmas spirit, and has a heck of a lot of fun along the way (well, most of the time). The movie is also educational. We learn, for instance, that the four main elvish food groups are candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. There's also allusions to other Christmas classics like "Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer" and "Miracle on 34th Street" (see #12 and #13 below).
7. The Family Man (Nicholas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don Cheadle)
One
of my favorites. It's is a cross between "It's a Wonderful Life" and "A
Christmas Carol." It tells the story of Jack Campbell (JC = Jesus
Christ?; his boss/advisor is named Peter), played by Nicholas Cage, who
chooses to spend the year after graduating from college in London as an
investment banker rather remaining in New York with his girl friend (Tea
Leoni). Not surprisingly, the relationship doesn't last, and when the
movie begins (13 years later), he's a very successful investment banker
who loves money and fine things, but cares little for women or family.
However, when he wakes up one Christmas morning, he's living the life he
would've lived if he hadn't gone to London. He's married (to Tea
Leoni), has two kids, and works as a car tire salesman (for his wife's
father - Big Ed). Although he initially despises this life, he
eventually comes to love it more than the one in which he drove fast
cars, wore designer suits, and had his pick of women. The movie's climax
occurs after he wakes up back in his old life, tracks down his old
girlfriend, and tries to convince her not to leave New York to take a
job in Paris.
8. Hallmark Christmas Movies (Various)
Okay. There isn't one Hallmark Christmas movie. There's probably thousands. Well, maybe not quite that many, but in 2017 Hallmark produced 33, with a new one premiering almost every night in December. Almost without exception, they're a bit corny and very predictable. They're almost always a love story, and one or other of the couple has sworn off Christmas because of some bad experience (e.g., divorce, death in the family). Moreover, you can pretty much count on them breaking up with about 15-20 minutes to go (usually due to some sort of lack of communication) and then getting back together with only a few seconds left on the clock. However, in a world where bad news feels like the norm (and with a President who seems to be more bent on creating divisions than building community), a lot of us prefer predictability and corny over "real life." As the Washington Post columnist, Monica Hesse, recently put it, "We can’t take any more of 2017, so we’ve turned to the Hallmark Channel in desperation."
8. Hallmark Christmas Movies (Various)
Okay. There isn't one Hallmark Christmas movie. There's probably thousands. Well, maybe not quite that many, but in 2017 Hallmark produced 33, with a new one premiering almost every night in December. Almost without exception, they're a bit corny and very predictable. They're almost always a love story, and one or other of the couple has sworn off Christmas because of some bad experience (e.g., divorce, death in the family). Moreover, you can pretty much count on them breaking up with about 15-20 minutes to go (usually due to some sort of lack of communication) and then getting back together with only a few seconds left on the clock. However, in a world where bad news feels like the norm (and with a President who seems to be more bent on creating divisions than building community), a lot of us prefer predictability and corny over "real life." As the Washington Post columnist, Monica Hesse, recently put it, "We can’t take any more of 2017, so we’ve turned to the Hallmark Channel in desperation."
This
movie tells the story of two women (Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet) who,
suffering from guy-problems, swap homes with each other (they don't
know on another -- they "meet" through an on-line home exchange website)
where they each meet someone and fall in love. Diaz's character
(Amanda) lives in LA, is a producer of movie trailers, and breaks up
with her boy friend after she discovers that he's cheated on her.
Winslet (Iris) is a journalist working in London, who's in love with
someone who wants to keep her around but doesn't want to commit. When
she learns that he's engaged to another journalist, she becomes
suicidal, but luckily chooses to spend the holidays in LA instead. A
side story concerns elderly gentleman (Eli Wallach--the "ugly" from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"),
who lives near Amanda and whom Iris befriends. It turns out that
Wallach is a widowed and retired screen writer whom the screen writer's
guild wants to honor. He doesn't want to attend, but Iris talks him into
it. Personally, I think Wallach should have won a best supporting actor
for his role. A pleasant surprise about the movie is that shows that
Jack Black can actually act. It's too bad he doesn't get more parts like
this.
10. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Boris Karloff)
One
of the best holiday movies ever (the animated version, that is, not the
one that Opie Taylor directed several years later). In it the Grinch, a
cave-dwelling creature with a heart "two sizes too small," lives on
Mount Crumpit, a steep mountain above Whoville, home of the Whos. His
only companion is his faithful dog, Max. Every year from his perch atop
Mount Crumpit, the Grinch hears the "clangy" noisy Christmas festivities
that take place in Whoville. Annoyed and unable to understand why the
Whos are so happy, he sneaks into town on Christmas Eve and takes all of
their Christmas presents, decorations, and food in order to prevent
Christmas from coming. However, when Christmas morning arrives, the Whos
still celebrate Christmas even though all their presents and
decorations have been stolen. Realizing that Christmas is more than
gifts and presents, the Grinch's heart grows three times in size, and he
returns all the presents and trimmings and joins the Whos for the
Christmas feast.
11. It's a Wonderful Life (Jimmy Stewart, Donna Reed, Henry Travers, Lionel Barrymore)
I'm
not sure how much I need to say about this movie since it is so well
known. Briefly, it stars Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey, a man who has
repeatedly given up his dreams in order to help the dreams of others,
and whose imminent suicide on Christmas Eve (because of a financial
disaster not of his own doing) brings about the intervention of his
guardian angel, Clarence Odbody (Henry Travers), who has yet to earn his
wings (he's an angel second class). However, by showing what the world
would have been like if George had never been born, Clarence keeps
George from committing suicide (and thereby earning his wings). George
sees that his life hasn't been a waste but has in fact touched (and
improved) the lives of almost all those around him in Bedford Falls. He
is, as his younger brother Harry puts it, "The richest man in town."
Although the movie opened to mixed reviews, it has become a perennial
Christmas classic that captures the true meaning of Christmas. There is a
scene at the railroad station when George Bailey learns that his
younger brother is not going to take over the family business so that
George can go to college. For about 5 seconds, Stewart says nothing; his
(i.e., George's) disappointment and frustration only shows in his
facial expressions. It's a wonderful example of why Jimmy Stewart is one
of the greatest actors of all time. For more on the movie, see the
following post ("It's a Wonderful Life").
12. Love Actually (Numerous)
A 2003 British Christmas-themed romantic comedy explores several separate stories involving a wide variety of individuals, whom we learn as the movie progresses are connected with one another. The movie begins five weeks before Christmas and plays out in a weekly countdown to Christmas, followed by an epilogue that takes place a month later. The movie includes numerous British stars, including Rowan Atkinson, Colin Firth, Martin Freeman, Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Laura Linney, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Bill Nighy, Emma Thompson, Billy Bob Thornton, and Alan Rickman. You may be skeptical, but recently FiveThirtyEight called it the greatest Christmas movie of all time ("The Definitive Analysis Of ‘Love Actually,’ The Greatest Christmas Movie Of Our Time").
12. Love Actually (Numerous)
A 2003 British Christmas-themed romantic comedy explores several separate stories involving a wide variety of individuals, whom we learn as the movie progresses are connected with one another. The movie begins five weeks before Christmas and plays out in a weekly countdown to Christmas, followed by an epilogue that takes place a month later. The movie includes numerous British stars, including Rowan Atkinson, Colin Firth, Martin Freeman, Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Laura Linney, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Bill Nighy, Emma Thompson, Billy Bob Thornton, and Alan Rickman. You may be skeptical, but recently FiveThirtyEight called it the greatest Christmas movie of all time ("The Definitive Analysis Of ‘Love Actually,’ The Greatest Christmas Movie Of Our Time").
13. Miracle on 34th Street (Maureen O'Hara, John Payne, Edmund Gwenn, Natalie Wood)
Although
the 1994 remake of this movie, starring Sir Richard Attenborough (as
Santa Claus), Dylan McDermott, and Elizabeth Perkins, is decent, it
doesn't come close to the original with Maureen O'Hara and a very young
Natalie Wood. The story takes place between Thanksgiving and Christmas
Day and focuses on the impact of the Santa Claus hired to work at the
Macy's on 34th St. in NY City, who claims to be the real Santa and acts
accordingly. For example, he some times he ignores instructions to steer
parents to goods that Macy's sells like the time he directs one
shopper to another store for a toy fire engine that Macy's doesn't have
in stock. And he tells another mother that Macy's rival Gimbels has
better skates for her daughter. The film won Academy Awards for Best
Actor in a Supporting Role (Edmund Gwenn), Best Writing, Original Story
(Valentine Davies) and Best Writing, Screenplay. It was also nominated
for Best Picture but lost to Gentleman's Agreement with Gregory Peck.
14. Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer (Burl Ives)
When I was a kid, I couldn't wait for this to come on TV. I only got to see it once a year, and it was a big deal when it came on. Not just for me, but for most of my friends. Now, of course, you can get it (and virtually any other Christmas movie) on DVD or Blue Ray, or download it from iTunes or Amazon, so it (and other Christmas movies) has lost its "specialness." Nevertheless, I still love watching this retelling of the original Robert L. May story ("Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"), in which Rudolph's rejection by his peers (for his shiny nose) leads him to run away from home with by a similarly-outcast elf (Hermey) whose dreams of becoming a dentist. These two eventually join up with a prospector named Yukon Cornelius, and after a battle with the Abominable Snowman, they return home to the North Pole just in time for Rudolph to lead Santa's sleigh through a terrible snow storm, thus keeping Christmas from being cancelled.
14. Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer (Burl Ives)
When I was a kid, I couldn't wait for this to come on TV. I only got to see it once a year, and it was a big deal when it came on. Not just for me, but for most of my friends. Now, of course, you can get it (and virtually any other Christmas movie) on DVD or Blue Ray, or download it from iTunes or Amazon, so it (and other Christmas movies) has lost its "specialness." Nevertheless, I still love watching this retelling of the original Robert L. May story ("Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"), in which Rudolph's rejection by his peers (for his shiny nose) leads him to run away from home with by a similarly-outcast elf (Hermey) whose dreams of becoming a dentist. These two eventually join up with a prospector named Yukon Cornelius, and after a battle with the Abominable Snowman, they return home to the North Pole just in time for Rudolph to lead Santa's sleigh through a terrible snow storm, thus keeping Christmas from being cancelled.
15. The Santa Clause (Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz)
Tim
Allen stars as Scott Calvin, a cynical, divorced, advertising executive
for a toy company, who accidentally causes a guy dressed like Santa
Claus to fall to his death from his roof on Christmas Eve. Scott and his
son Charlie (who is spending Christmas Eve with Scott) discover a
sleigh with eight reindeer on the roof, and they conclude that the man
must have been Santa Claus. They also find a card in the Santa's suit,
instructing that if something should happen to him, that whoever finds
the clothes, should put them on and get in the sleigh. Charlie convinces
Scott to follow these instructions, and the reindeer take Scott to
children's houses around the world to finish Santa's deliveries. After
fthis, the sleigh takes them to the North Pole where they learn that
Scott is the new Santa (because of the clause in the instruction card
they found -- that is, the "Santa Clause") and convince his former wife
that he's the new Kris Kringle.
16. White Christmas (Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, Vera-Ellen)
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