From (i.e., lyrics written by) Rev. Dawn Peters, Associate Minister of Congregational Life at First Congregational Church of San Jose:
What Store is This?
(sung to the tune of "What Child is This?")
What store is this, with deals galore,
And blue light specials evermore?
My Christmas shopping is out of hand
And kids only want name brands
Costco, Walmart, and Kmart too, I sure do spend a lot on you
Nordstroms, Apple, and Fry's, oh my
Black Friday makes me feel so blue.